PLATES FROM HELL

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Hi! My plate says diet Pepsi because I want people to think I’m conscious of what I put in my body. Unfortunately, I’m a fat American and just lie to myself and others. Fatty fat fat shit!

Hi! My plate says diet Pepsi because I want people to think I’m conscious of what I put in my body. Unfortunately, I’m a fat American and just lie to myself and others. Fatty fat fat shit!

Sup Foo! Usually I’m tearing apart peoples’ buttholes for the stupid plates they own but not today. I’ll be congratulating this Mr. T retrospective and commemorative piece. Kudos foo!
TY: JCL

Sup Foo! Usually I’m tearing apart peoples’ buttholes for the stupid plates they own but not today. I’ll be congratulating this Mr. T retrospective and commemorative piece. Kudos foo!

TY: JCL

Two options here: 1) thunder fox. But what the fuck is a thunder fox? Does he mean fire fox like the browser? It’s fucking nonsensical! OR 2) it’s tender fox!!!! I prefer this one. I mean who doesn’t love a tender fox? This type of fox is much more mentally stable than that of the thunder variety

TY: Cara S.

Two options here: 1) thunder fox. But what the fuck is a thunder fox? Does he mean fire fox like the browser? It’s fucking nonsensical! OR 2) it’s tender fox!!!! I prefer this one. I mean who doesn’t love a tender fox? This type of fox is much more mentally stable than that of the thunder variety

TY: Cara S.

What if I don’t want to see your stupid fucking face later?

What if I don’t want to see your stupid fucking face later?

Hey ladies, if you’re not getting enough you can always start a PENIS GARDEN! The upkeep is a bitch but you’ll enjoy the harvest

TY: Alex Z

Hey ladies, if you’re not getting enough you can always start a PENIS GARDEN! The upkeep is a bitch but you’ll enjoy the harvest

TY: Alex Z
That shit’s gross man… Nugget is a gross word

That shit’s gross man… Nugget is a gross word

NASCAR is unfortunately alive and well. Im sure 3 is smiling under that shitty mustache in his race-car shaped bed that was converted into a coffin. GO DALE!!

NASCAR is unfortunately alive and well. Im sure 3 is smiling under that shitty mustache in his race-car shaped bed that was converted into a coffin. GO DALE!!

Terrible… Just shut the fuck up

Terrible… Just shut the fuck up

I can’t describe just how much I hate this plate. I mean who the fuck does this? I want to uppercut people just for uttering the word to their significant other and this person has the audacity to inscribe it permanently on their plate with what was almost undoubtedly welfare money. SON OF A BITCH THIS SUCKS!!!

I can’t describe just how much I hate this plate. I mean who the fuck does this? I want to uppercut people just for uttering the word to their significant other and this person has the audacity to inscribe it permanently on their plate with what was almost undoubtedly welfare money. SON OF A BITCH THIS SUCKS!!!

Seriously, I fucking hate you

Seriously, I fucking hate you